Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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