Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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