i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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