You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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