none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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