My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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