Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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