Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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