Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
thus making me awesome and them whores
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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