Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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