ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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