a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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