remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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