I think scott just propositioned me for sex
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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