summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize