so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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