Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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