I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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