She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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