I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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