Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Small penises have feelings too.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize