and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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