You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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