Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
