just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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