drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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