hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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