I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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