my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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