I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
