He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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