no you cant smoke seaweed
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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