I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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