"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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