i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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