have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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