no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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