1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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