i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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