My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
