Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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