My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
only if we run a train.
done.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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