I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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