Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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