I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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