think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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