Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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