how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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