If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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