Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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