Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I got inside last night via doggy door
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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