why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
